Things Worth Talking About » seo poetry http://www.eclyptix.com/blog rants, raves and commentary by founder/ceo Robby Berthume Fri, 17 Jun 2011 12:54:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Dr. SEOuss http://www.eclyptix.com/blog/2009/03/dr-seouss/ http://www.eclyptix.com/blog/2009/03/dr-seouss/#comments Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:12:09 +0000 Robby Berthume http://eclyptix.com/blog/?p=920 Read Full Post]]> I would not, could not, be on the first page.
I could not, would not, and grew enraged.
I was not ready to go black hat.
I was not ready with a budget so fat.
I dreamed of links, conversions, and bots.
I dreamed of tags, titles, and slots.

How then will my web page now grow?
Where then should I for SEO go?
CPC, CPM, CRM is Greek.
CSS, CPA, B2C is true Geek.
Blogging and good content I know I must make.
But code validation I am afraid I will break.

I want natural results, so I’m going organic.
Yet I want quicker results since I’m in a panic.
So pay-per-click and banner ads now I will place.
Twitter and Facebook may push my slow pace.
SMM and mobile is now everywhere.
If only I knew how to prepare.

Where should I go for traffic and leads?
How can I make my bounce rate recede?
Affiliates I want and reciprocals I call.
DMOZ and Delicious, I now easily recall.
My hat is now white my <body> code is clean.
I am ready for Google, no longer am I green.

- @epsilonc

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